facebookurbating - You’re on Facebook, you’re getting off, and you’re using stu

You’re on Facebook, you’re getting off, and you’re using stuff from your house to make it better.

I was commenting on my friend’s post while I used the mop to finish my business.

I was watching a live stream while I used the cat’s collar to get off.

I was liking a photo of my cousin while I used the blender to finish my job.