Facebookrastination - You're on Facebook so much you can't even remember how to do

You're on Facebook so much you can't even remember how to do work, like a brain-dead zombie.

I didn't do my essay because I was too busy watching my crush's stories.

I got a zero because I was too busy replying to my friend's comment about breakfast food.

I missed the entire test because I was too busy scrolling through my feed.