facebookphobia
Facebookphobia is when you feel like Facebook is trying to take over your life. It’s like your friends are all on a reality show and you’re the audience who can’t leave.
My mom sent me a message: 'Your brother’s birthday is today! Don’t forget!' He’s 12. I’m 30. I live in a different country.
My friend posted, 'I got a promotion! Now I’m rich!' I got a job. I’m poor.
My cousin posted a video of her cat dancing. I don’t know why it’s important, but I have to watch it 10 times.