facebookphobia
Facebookphobia is when Facebook feels like a broken heart. You think your friends are fake, they’re just there to show off, and you’re stuck with all their life updates like you’re stuck in a bad relationship.
My ex posted, 'I’m happy now!' and tagged my new boyfriend. I want to punch her.
My friend posted, 'I’m getting married!' and I’m still single. I feel like I just lost a war.
My mom posted, 'My dog is the best dog in the world!' I’m just trying to survive the day.