Facebookortunity - When life gives you a moment so epic you have to brag about

When life gives you a moment so epic you have to brag about it like you won the lottery and your grandma’s ghost is cheering you on.

I just got a tattoo of my ex’s face and my mom’s name. #Facebookortunity

I ate a whole cake in one bite and my face looks like a clown. #Facebookortunity

I got a promotion and my boss gave me a goldfish. #Facebookortunity