Facebookortunity - A moment so good it makes you want to scream into a mirror a

A moment so good it makes you want to scream into a mirror and post it for everyone to see.

I just ate three pizzas and my pants are on fire. #Facebookortunity

My dog just stole my mom's phone and sent a nude photo to my dad. #Facebookortunity

I failed my math test but got a perfect score on the swear test. #Facebookortunity