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Facebookmurderous is when you’re so angry, you send a DM that makes them cry. And you don’t care.

I Facebookmurdered my ex. I sent her a DM that said, 'You looked like a potato in that dress.' She cried.

I Facebookmurdered my cousin. I sent her a DM that said, 'Your dog looks like a soggy biscuit.' She was devastated.

I Facebookmurdered my neighbor. I sent him a DM that said, 'Your kid looks like a confused chicken.' He took it personally.