facebookless
a person who wants a Facebook but gets blocked and starts sneaking into their friends' accounts like a thief looking for free snacks and dreaming they can post their own stupid rants
@joe: why can't i have a facebook? i just want to post my lunch and hate my mom
DM from @sally: i hacked into my best friend's page and saw she posted i'm ugly and my life is a mess
text from @dave: i'm stuck looking at my friends' walls like they're the only thing keeping me sane