Facebooklarity
When you're so popular on Facebook, your wall is full of people who don’t even know you, but they still comment on your life.
My former math teacher commented on my post. He still hates me. I can tell.
My cousin’s pet turtle liked my post. I think it’s just trying to be cool.
My neighbor’s mom commented on my post. She said I was 'very cool.' She’s 80 and uses a walker.