Facebooklarity
When you're so beloved on Facebook people think you're a god, even though you once posted a photo of your feet.
My uncle got 100 likes for a post about his cat. The cat's name is 'Sir Biscuit.'
My teacher liked my post. I got an A for that. I didn’t even do my homework.
My ex sent me a message saying I’m the best. He just wants me back so he can steal my socks.