Facebooklarity
When your Facebook page is so crowded, it looks like someone took a dump on it, and everyone's happy about it.
My mom likes my post 42 times. She’s trying to make me feel good. It’s working.
My neighbor’s kid commented on my post. He said I was 'very funny.' He’s 8 and wears a cape.
My dog likes my post. He’s probably just trying to get a treat.