Facebookitis - Facebookitis is when you become a stalker’s dream come true.

Facebookitis is when you become a stalker’s dream come true. You post everything, so everyone can follow your life and know your business.

I posted my lunch and my coffee order. Now my ex knows what I eat for breakfast.

I posted my location every day, and now my creepy neighbor follows me around.

I posted my thoughts on my ex’s new relationship. Now I get 10 messages a day from my ex's ex.