Facebookitis
Facebookitis is like a never-ending high school reunion from hell. You’re stuck with all your old friends and enemies, and they won’t stop talking about their stupid lives.
I saw my ex at a reunion on Facebook, and now we’re fighting in the comments. It’s like high school again.
My old friends keep tagging me in stupid photos from 2008. It’s like I never left high school.
I posted a message on my old class group, and now 10 people are commenting on my life choices.