I searched my neighbor’s friend’s friend’s profile because I thought they had the best body and no privacy settings. They did. I’m now their best friend.

I looked up my friend’s brother’s ex’s profile just to see if she had a good body and no privacy settings. She did. I commented on her picture and she blocked me.

I found my friend’s friend’s random classmate’s profile and she had a bikini pic with no privacy settings. I’m now following her and her cat.