facebookigate - Checking up on someone on Facebook like they’re hiding a bod

Checking up on someone on Facebook like they’re hiding a body in their profile picture.

I Facebookigated my neighbor because his dog barked at me for three days straight.

I Facebookigated my crush’s crush to see if he’s a total loser.

I Facebookigated my crush’s mom to find out why he’s so weird.