facebookiando
A person who spends so much time on Facebook they think it's their real life and end up getting fired because they were texting their ex instead of working.
I was texting my ex and got caught by my boss. Now I'm out of a job.
I answered a post instead of my boss and got a warning.
I was so busy liking my friend's post, I didn't do my work. Now I'm in trouble.