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When your online face is so hot it makes your real face look like it was kicked by a donkey and then cursed by a witch.
My date said my pic was like a celebrity. When I showed up, he said it was like a horror movie.
I had 1,000 likes on my profile. My real face had 100 eye rolls and one 'what is that?'.
My friend said I looked like a model. I saw her and she looked like a raccoon who had a bad day.