facebookersation - when you use Facebook like it's your diary, but everyone can

when you use Facebook like it's your diary, but everyone can see it and they all laugh at you.

'I posted my feelings about my crush. Now my mom knows.'

'You wrote a poem about your day. It’s not a poem. It’s a report.'

'You posted a photo of your breakfast and called it 'a masterpiece.' It’s not a masterpiece. It’s toast.'