facebookersation
when you type so much on Facebook that it feels like you're arguing with your ex, but it's just your cousin.
'Why did you tag me in this group chat? I didn’t even know you had a group chat.'
'You said 'I miss you' in a comment. You don’t miss me. You just want free pizza.'
'You posted a photo of your lunch and called it 'art.' It's not art. It's a sandwich.'