Facebookending
When you start and finish your day by staring at Facebook like it's the last thing you'll ever see, hoping it will tell you something important or at least something funny.
I checked Facebook at 7 a. m. and my ex said, 'I miss you.' I said, 'I miss you too, but I'm also mad.'
I ended my day by seeing my dad's post: 'I ate a whole cake.' I said, 'You're a monster.'
I opened Facebook at 10 p. m. and my friend said, 'You're the best.' I said, 'Thank you, now go to sleep.'