Facebookending
When you log on to Facebook first thing in the morning and last thing at night just to see if your life is still worth living.
I logged on at 7 a. m. and saw my ex's ex's ex's post. I wanted to die.
I checked Facebook at 11 p. m. and my dog had 100 likes. I felt like a failure.
I opened Facebook at midnight and my uncle posted a video of him eating a whole chicken. I laughed until I cried.