Facebookending
The brutal daily habit of opening Facebook first thing and last thing just to see if anyone gave a damn about you or if your life is completely useless.
I checked Facebook at 6 a. m. and saw my ex's new status: 'I'm happy and you're not.' I threw my phone out the window.
I ended my day by seeing my cousin's post: 'I ate 12 tacos.' I said, 'That's not even a real number.'
I opened Facebook at 11 p. m. and my mom said, 'I love you.' I cried and said, 'I love you too, Mom.'