Face"Booked"
Putting your own dumb opinion on Facebook and getting cuffed by the cops because you’re too dumb to know when to shut up.
I posted 'I hate my job' and got arrested for being too loud in the jail.
My mom posted 'I’m rich' and got booked because she couldn’t afford the booking fee.
My dog posted 'I eat shoes' and got booked for being a menace.