facebookdotcommed - You're so obsessed with Facebook that you do stupid stuff ju

You're so obsessed with Facebook that you do stupid stuff just to make people mad and jealous on the internet.

I took a photo of my pet goldfish in a hat and posted it as 'my life.'

I went to a concert just to film a 30-second clip and post it before the song ended.

I skipped my job to take a picture of my sandwich and post it as 'food is life.'