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When you're so addicted to Facebook that you think your life only matters if people can see it online and get jealous of you.
I flew to Paris just to take a photo of the Eiffel Tower and post it before my flight back.
I did my taxes just to take a selfie with my calculator and post it as 'math is life.'
I went to a family dinner just to take a photo of my aunt's meatloaf and post it as 'food for thought.'