facebookcentric - A cousin or distant relative you see every time you log on l

A cousin or distant relative you see every time you log on like they’re stuck in your Facebook feed and they’re too dumb to just unfollow you.

My second cousin is in my Common Friends list. How does she even know my aunt?

I see my uncle’s face every time I check my phone. Is he following me or is he just a creepy old man?

My mom’s best friend is on my Common Friends list. They haven’t spoken in 30 years. Why?