facebookally
It’s a sneaky website run by the CIA to watch stupid people who do all the hard work for the government. It’s basically brainwashing for people who care more about fashion and sports than actual intelligence.
Why are you checking your profile every 5 minutes? The CIA is watching you.
You’re so brainwashed by Facebook that you think it’s a real relationship.
You got a job because of Facebook. The CIA is proud.