facebook wit
When you have so many fake friends on Facebook that it’s like your account is a party you don’t want to be at. So you make a new one and only invite the people who actually care about you, or at least don’t steal your pizza.
My old Facebook had 500 friends, 498 of them were people I’ve never met.
I made a new account because my old one was like a group chat with strangers.
I only added my real friends so they wouldn’t see my embarrassing posts.