Facebook Wife
A Facebook wife is the person you say you're married to online so you can pretend you're in love, but you're just using them to make your real wife jealous. It's the worst kind of betrayal.
He called me his Facebook wife on Instagram. I’m not even his real wife. I’m just his Instagram wife.
They’re married on Facebook but not in real life. I don’t get it.
My Facebook wife sent me a message saying, 'I miss you.' I don’t even know who she is.