Facebook Wife
A Facebook wife is someone you claim to be married to on Facebook just to make your real wife feel bad. It’s like lying to your mom but with more people watching.
He made me his Facebook wife so he could show off to his friends. I’m not even his real wife.
My boss is my Facebook wife. He says it’s for morale. I say it’s for his ego.
She posted a photo of us at the mall with 'My Facebook wife and me.' I didn’t even know she had a Facebook.