Facebook whirlpool
A Facebook whirlpool is when someone gets so lost in the app they think they're in a war with their ex and the only way to win is to like every post they ever made.
Liked every post my ex ever made just to prove I was still alive.
Sent a message to my ex at 3 a. m. about a post from 2016.
Started a fight with my phone because it wouldn’t let me comment on a post.