facebook weaving
You're so distracted by Facebook that you think your car is a smartphone; you're driving like you're scrolling through your ex's timeline while also trying to eat a sandwich.
I was eating a sandwich and posting a status at the same time. The sandwich won.
I tried to post a photo of my sandwich and my ex showed up in the parking lot. I swerved into a fire hydrant.
I was so busy liking my friend's post that I didn't see the stop sign. I got a ticket and a like.