Facebook Voyeur
They say they’re too busy for Facebook, but they still check your updates like they’re your personal detective and you’re their biggest mystery.
He said he didn’t care about Facebook, but he knew I had a new job and a new enemy.
She said she didn’t do Facebook, but she knew I had a new tattoo and a new crush.
He told me he didn’t need Facebook, but he knew I had a new cat and a new habit.