Facebook Voyeur
They act like they're too cool for Facebook, but they’re actually just using it to make your life feel like a reality show they’re watching every day.
He said he didn’t care about Facebook, but he knew I had a new job and a new enemy.
She said she didn’t do Facebook, but she knew I had a tattoo and a bad temper.
He told me he didn’t need Facebook, but he knew I had a cat named Sir Fluffy.