Facebook Voyeur
These are people who say they’re too good for Facebook, but they still log in every day to see your life and feel superior about it.
He said he didn’t do Facebook, but he knew I had a new car and a new problem.
She said she didn’t use Facebook, but she knew I had a new song and a new laugh.
He told me he didn’t need Facebook, but he knew I had a new friend and a new lie.