Facebook Voyeur
These are people who pretend to be above Facebook but still check your updates like they’re your mom and you’re too embarrassed to tell them.
'I don’t do Facebook,' he said. Then he laughed at my photo with a fish.
She said she didn’t use Facebook, but she knew I had a new haircut and a broken heart.
He told me he didn’t need Facebook, but he knew I had a crush on his sister.