facebook vortex
A magical trap on Facebook that swallows your messages and notifications like they’re breakfast food. It’s real and it’s cursed and it’s why your friends think you’re dead.
I sent a message at 10 AM and it didn’t arrive until 4 PM and my friend thought I had died.
I tried to reply to my best friend but the message got stuck in the vortex and now she thinks I hate her.
I posted a status and it vanished and now my followers think I’m a ghost.