facebook vet
A Facebook vet is a person who yells at your pet in the comments like they're in a courtroom. They think your dog is being tortured because it ate a sandwich. They swear on their mom’s grave that your guinea pig is being murdered for no reason.
'Your dog is being abused! That sandwich is a crime against nature!'
'Your guinea pig is being tortured in a dark basement!'
'Your pet is being forced to eat cereal for breakfast!'