Facebook Validation
When someone can't take their problems to the grave and instead dumps them on Facebook for strangers to judge and laugh at while they're still alive.
My ex broke up with me because I don't like pizza. I'm not even mad. I'm just confused.
My dog ate my homework. And my cat. And my pet turtle.
I tried to start a band. It was called 'The Sad Pencil.' We only had one song.