facebook twin
The exact same person as you, but on Facebook. They look like you got cloned and then insulted. This person is probably the reason you failed math in the 80s.
My Facebook twin sent me a DM: 'You look like a raccoon who failed a math test.'
When I searched my name, my Facebook twin was the first result. I yelled, 'Why is there another me? Are we both losers?''
My Facebook twin commented on my profile: 'You’re the ugly version of me. I’m the ugly version of you.'