facebook tripping - When you get a crush because you’re too lazy to talk to some

When you get a crush because you’re too lazy to talk to someone and just stare at their Facebook like it’s a dating app.

I don’t know her. I don’t care. Her Facebook is hot. I’m in love.

He posts a picture of his face and I’m like, 'I want to marry that face.'

I’ve never met him. But I’ve seen his Facebook. That’s enough.