facebook trash
a facebook friend who acts like they’re the president of the English language and will correct you if you write 'im' instead of 'I'm' in a post about how bad your day was
'You wrote 'im going to sleep' instead of 'I'm going to sleep.' I’m going to sleep now, and I’m going to correct you in your dreams.'
They pointed out that I missed a comma in my status about my dog's bad hair day. I now have a complex.
They corrected my spelling in a post about how my day was the worst. My day is now the worst, and I'm mad about it.