facebook [tool]
a man who thinks everyone is watching him. He updates Facebook like it’s a live show and he’s the main act.
Status: Just woke up. Also, I’m amazing. Also, I just had a dream about being famous.
Status: Eating pizza. Also, my life is epic. Also, I’m the best.
Status: Sitting here. Also, I’m thinking about my life. Also, it’s 3 PM.