Facebook to 4chan
When a Facebook user says something normal and a 4chan user adds something so gross it makes you want to throw up and also question your life choices.
'I just ate a sandwich.' 'I just ate a sandwich... and now I have to deal with the sandwich's brother who also eats sandwiches.'
'I just got a new car.' 'I just got a new car... and now I have to deal with my uncle's butt in the backseat.'
'I just got a promotion.' 'I just got a promotion... and now I have to deal with my boss's face and his bad breath.'