facebook tagged - Like phone tag, but worse. You try to tag someone on Faceboo

Like phone tag, but worse. You try to tag someone on Facebook, but they ghost you, and the chat goes from 'hi' to 'are you even alive?'

I tagged my friend in a post, and he replied with 'is this a joke?'

I tried to chat my crush, but he sent me a picture of his cat and said 'this is my reply.'

I tagged my teacher, and she replied with 'I have 30 kids. Don’t tag me again.'