Facebook Sympathy
When you post fake drama on Facebook just to get people to feel bad for you. You're a total fake and you know it.
'My life is over because I got a B on my math test.' (It was a 78, and he got an 82.)
'My dog died. I will never love again.' (He got a new dog two days later.)
'I cried for an hour because I had to eat pizza for dinner.' (He had pizza for lunch.)