Facebook Sympathy
A person who lives for sympathy posts. They fake sadness just to get likes and comments. They're a waste of oxygen.
'I'm so lonely, I ate a whole cake by myself.' (He had 12 friends at his house.)
'I cried so hard my eyes turned red.' (He was watching a funny cat video.)
'I got a bad grade and now I’m going to die.' (He got an 85.)