Facebook Swear - When you swear on Facebook you'll do something and then ever

When you swear on Facebook you'll do something and then everyone sees you fail in the worst way.

I swear I'll stop being a couch potato. Or I'll let my friends know I still sleep in my clothes.

I promise I'll stop being a mess. Or I'll let my brother know I still eat cereal for dinner.

I swear I'll stop being a drama queen. Or I'll let my mom know I cried over a cartoon.