Facebook Swear
When you post on Facebook that you will do something and then everyone watches you fail.
I swear I'll stop being a couch potato. Or I'll let my friends know I'm still a sloth.
I promise I'll stop being a loudmouth. Or I'll let my mom know I screamed at the TV again.
I swear I'll stop being a mess. Or I'll let my brother know I still sleep in my clothes.