Facebook STD Test
STDs make people too gross to friend someone they slept with on Facebook. If they friend you and accept? They’re clean. If they friend you and don’t? They’re sick and now you might be too.
My ex friended me but didn’t accept. She probably has gonorrhea and I’m now doomed.
My new lover added me and accepted. No STDs. I’m happy.
That guy I slept with friended me and didn’t accept. He must have AIDS and now I’m infected.